Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Outfit of the Day: Extra Hours

Very rarely do I get to wear something other than a uniform and today was the day I took full advantage of it.  I was needed at work to help send out some mail and I was told since I wasn’t up front, I could wear what I want.  I recently bought a Tommy Hilfiger dress on sale at Macy’s for 75% with an additional 20% off.  YEA BOY!  This was my first time wearing a dress this long.  I thought it would shorten me but when I tried it on, it was so comfortable and the color really looked good on me.  I added the cropped sweater due to the fact the twins were making an appearance.

What do you guys think?
Post work cocktail

The top 10 things that just need to stop

I have a low tolerance for crimes of fashion.  Now let me say this, I have been a violator in the past of some fashion crimes, but just make me cringe every time I see them.  It’s like people are screaming for help.
10. Crocs

Now I understand you might work in the medical profession and you need these for comfort.  I’ll even let that chef Mario Batali slide when he wears them. For the everyday common folk like us, please wear something else.  If it’s the ease you are looking for, try a flip flop.
9. Sagging Pants

I have never been a fan of sagging pants.  What’s the point of wearing pants that are two sizes too big, then some gym shorts, then your boxers or whatever the hell you are wearing under all that excess clothes? Oh and don’t forget the belt to hold up your pants around your knees.  From what I know about sagging, it means you are taken in prison.  YES TAKEN.  So I’m guessing all you little boys sagging is taken… O_o
8. Really Bad Weaves

I must admit, in my younger days, I was a victim of the bad weaves. My friend Iza will never let me forget about the bad weave days either.  Now so she won’t have any more material against me, I don’t get bad weaves.  Ladies and some Gents, getting a hair weave is an investment. If you can’t afford to keep up with your investment, then don’t get one!  And please don’t end up like Naomi Campbell and her weave.  Sometimes you just have to give your hair a break!
7. Really torn jeans
these are nice

not so much

Now there are torn jeans. They have holes in them and are slightly frayed. Then there are the over ripped jeans that just need to be tossed in the trash.  We really don’t need to see your ass cheeks hanging out while at the mall.
6. Logos everywhere

What’s the best way to show people you aint never had nothing? Wearing logos from head to toe.  I’m not a huge fan of purses that have the huge logos, but when you are also wearing shoes, the hat and a shirt (which is most likely fake) it’s a bit of overkill.  One logo piece is enough.
5. Bright Colored hair

If you hair color is a bright red, pink, purple, green or any color that is not naturally grown, you need to have a seat and change that hair color.  Ok I can understand when you are young and you are experimenting with color, but how you expect anyone to take you seriously with neon pink hair.
4. Sneaker Heel

I’m pretty sure that those heels you are rocking with the Nike swoosh on them aren’t real.  And you know what else they are? They are not cute.  Just because BeyoncĂ© rocked them in 2004 doesn’t mean you should be rocking them now. Most of yall can hardly walk in heels as it is.
3. Teva Sandals with everything

I’m pretty sure that the Teva sandals are comfortable as hell to wear when doing your outdoor activities such as hiking, in fact I would love to wear a pair for my outdoor activities.  If your one of those people who wear Teva sandals for every single activity you do, please stop.  I hate to see women in nice summer dresses with it all ruined by rocking the Teva sandals.
2.  Back fat

If your back looks like its growing breasts, you have back fat issues and you need to cover it up.  This is all I need to say about this.
1.  Gladiator Sandals/ shoes

Ladies, when you wear these shoes, they make you look short and stumpy.  Unless you are Gisele, you have no reason to pick these up.  If you think I’m full of it, look at other women and see how this style of shoe cuts off your leg and makes you look shorter than you already are.  And the shoes with all the straps going up your legs don’t help the situation either.  Your legs have to be super skinny to pull these off, otherwise they look like sausages wrapped in twine.

These are all my opinions. but im mostly right about everything.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse
I was a fan before Rehab ever came out.  You were truly at talented women. You will be missed.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Pop Culture Fashionista or Faux Fashionista: Mel B

Mel B from the Spice Girl is 8 months pregnant with her third child and she is showing off her baby bump any chance she gets.  Look at Mel pool side with her leopard bikini on.  She is glowing and looking better than ever.

What do you think of Mel B and her bikini baby belly?

Pop Culture Fashionista or Faux Fashionista: Ladies at ESPY Awards.

First off let me say, if I had known what a fashion show the ESPY awards were going to be, I would have watched.    The day after I started seeing pics of what all the ladies were wearing and the ladies were looking FIERCE!  Here are a few of the highlights of the outfits.
Kerry Washington

Lindsay Vonn
Amber Heard

Brooklyn Decker

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Eva Marcille

LaLa Vasquez- Anthony

Maria Sharapova

Serena Williams

Look at that BOOTAY?

Next year I will be watching!

Friday, July 15, 2011

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony split?

This announcement was totally unexpected: after seven years of marriage and two children together, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are ending their union.

"We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters."

This might be the reason why Jennifer is thinking about not doing Idol next reason.
This is Lopez’s third marriage, Anthony’s second

Thursday, July 14, 2011

So… Kate Hudson apparently had a baby…

In all the huge fuss over Posh and Becks baby girl, Harper, Kate Hudson slipped in under the radar and had a baby boy.  (How did I miss this?)

 Anyhoo...  Kate and Matthew Bellamy named their baby boy Bingham (Bing) Hawn Bellamy.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Outfit of the Day: It’s too hot!

Some of yall know this already, but it’s hot out there.  I think the high of today went over 100 degrees here in Fort Worth.  I had the day off and normally I would not step outside for fear of melting into a pool of chocolate. I had to leave the house today.  I had a lunch and dinner date with some friends.  Trust and believe that there was plenty of water and cold beers involved.
Shirt: Avenue
Shorts: Lane Bryant (really old)

I had to retake pics... excuse the wrinkles

My camera is broken, so I had to take tons of pics with my camera phone.  I wore as less as possible today…